Wednesday, 12 August 2009

There's Something About Mitchell

Having broken Graeme Smith's hand at the SCG in January 2009, Mitchell Johnson then knocked the stuffing out of the South Africans in their own back yard during the return leg, in particular during his Durban Demolition where figures of 3-37 didn't tell the full story. He had taken 8 wickets in the first match and at Durban took two in his first over and then had Smith retired hurt with a broken hand again and split Jacques Kallis's chin before getting him out. He had announced himself as Australia's "enforcer" with 33 South African wickets over 6 Tests home and away.

Two Tests into the Ashes Series though and he was hopeless. Couldn't hit a barn door with a banjo. Geoffrey Boycott's moom could bowl better. He was lost and lonely, mind elsewhere because mummy wasn't talking to him and wasn't worth a pinch of all the pre series hype. That was the end of him, never mind what he had done against the second best team in the World in Australia and in South Africa, he hadn't bowled well in two Tests against England so get him out. Figures of 8-331 didn't help disprove that argument to be fair. Back home people were calling for his head. In March Peter Roebuck called him the best bowler in the game, in July Allan Border and many others wanted him out. But Ricky Ponting stuck with his young quick.

There were no arguments from the Australian camp that their main man was struggling, but those closest to him insisted it was confidence and nothing more serious that was causing his problems. Adjusting to the Dukes ball and English conditions was hard, it's been hard for others before and will be hard for others in years to come. But despite all the wayward stuff at Cardiff and at Lords, where many a first time visitor has come unstuck by the slope let's not forget, his figures aren't as bad as you might think. He took as many wickets in the opening Test as Hilfenhaus did, and he was being hailed as the great success story. And none of his wickets were "gimmes" only Stuart Broad counted as a non batsmen and he is far from a tail ender. His second innings figures were 2-44 from 22 overs. Not bad in anyone's book. He took 3 at Lords, expensively, granted, but Cook and Prior were amongst them. Two at Edgbaston where he reverted to bowling first change where all his success had come in Australia, and signs were clear to all that he was finding his feet again and the aggression so palpably absent early in the series had come back into his bowling. Stuart Broad chirped back at him as the pair had some fun late in England's innings, but I know who I'd back in that dogfight.

Sure enough come Headingley, again bowling first change, he took 5 in the second innings, including 3-1 in the last hour of the 2nd day to officially end the game as a contest. This was the display of a bowler who was clearly coming to terms with English conditions and regaining his confidence. He bowled short, nasty stuff that got England's "batsmen" - I use the term loosely - hopping about and on the back foot all ready to be undone by his late swing or fending off short balls to slip.

None other than Dennis Lillee described a 17 year old Johnson as a "once in a generation bowler" and fast tracked him into the Academy. That sort of praise doesn't fall from that high without merit. The last Australian cricketer to receive such public adulation so early was Ricky Ponting, and that story tells itself. Not that I am suggesting that Mitchell Johnson will be as good a bowler as Ricky Ponting is a batsman, but 110 wickets at under 30 from his first 25 Tests is a pretty decent return. Extrapolate that over a career, account for injury and loss of form along the way, add in a champagne season and another series or two like he has against the South Africans and you've got a guy with 300+ Test wickets.

Johnson now finds himself with one Test match to be played just 2 behind Hilfenhaus in the listings for the leading wicket takers of the series. Never mind the economy rates, a bowler like Johnson is in the side to take wickets and rattle the opposition batsmen so they relax and make mistakes when the guy at the other end comes. He's in it, and barring injury or a sustained period of poor form, not two bad matches, will be in for quite some time to come, because there is something about him. He has the much sought after "X-Factor" that captains will always go for ahead of a line and length banker. God only knows England persisted with, and have since recalled, Steve Harmison for that very reason.

Mitchell Johnson will arrive at The Oval for the 5th and final Test of the summer a man full of confidence, he may even claim the new ball back from Peter Siddle, and should pick up where he left off in Leeds and give England's top five or six, whoever they might be, a serious working over. This tour has become a journey of self discovery and self improvement for Mitchell Johnson. A loss of form is a rite of passage for any Test match cricketer, whether he be batsman or bowler, and it's the way that you deal with that first loss of form that separates those who play at the highest level for a year or two, from those who play for decade. Whether he overtakes Hilfenhaus as the top wicket taker in the series or not is largely irrelevant. If Mitchell Johnson ends the coming Test match having bowled as well as Dennis Lillee backed him to all those years ago, as well as Ricky Ponting, Tim Nielsen and all those around him know he can, as aggressively as Graeme Smith and Jacques Kallis will testify that he can, and in the process show himself and the baying English public that he was not a one year wonder but a genuine Test class fast bowler, then only lifting that little urn will give Australian cricket more satisfaction.

Tuesday, 11 August 2009

Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew...

More acerbic stuff from Michael Henderson at the Daily Telegraph.

"Bopara, Bell and Collingwood at Nos 3, 4 and 5 does not inspire the same confidence as, say, Cowdrey, Dexter, and Barrington. Or Vaughan, Hussain and Thorpe. Or Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb"

See this and more over at The Guardian's weekly cricket blog run by Lawrence Booth - The Spin

Sunday, 9 August 2009

England Team Ratings

X- Rated stuff from the majority of the team in this Test Match. Apart from the morning session of day 3 England were totally, utterly, comprehensively outgunned and humiliated by a rampant Australian side.

Andrew Strauss - had a terrible start to the match through no fault of his own and all the pre match goings on must have been playing on his mind when he went out to bat. You'd expect them to. Should have been out first ball and didn't last much longer. 32 in the second innings saved face for him personally but needed and would have wanted a big score to settle his side. He was the one man you felt could do it but he didn't deliver. Did he call right after winning the toss? 102 all out having chosen to bat would suggest not but hindsight is a wonderful thing.
5 out of 10.

Alastair Cook - Scored 30 in both innings and was solid if not spectacular. You never felt like he would score a hundred second time around, 30 in each innings is okay but you want more from your opener really. Hard to criticise too much though given the state of the rest of the scorecard. 7 out of 10

Ravi Bopara - Hard to think of anything positive to say about a man who faced a total of seven deliveries in the match and contributed just one run. He held onto two catches, neither particularly difficult, and looked lost and distant in the field. Back you go to Essex Ravi.
2 out of 10

Ian Bell - As usual, looked very nice at the crease and played some lovely textbook shots for the photographers, but hasn't got the fight for the situation England found themselves in. 11 runs in the match, one catch.
3 out of 10.

Paul Collingwood - Didn't turn up. Plain and simple. Zero and four.
2 out of 10.

Matt Prior - Almost didn't make it but put his early injury to one side and had a decent display behind the stumps although there was still the usual untidiness. With 37 not out and 22 he looked the only batsman truly in form.
7 out of 10.

Stuart Broad - England's man of the match. Six wickets including those of Ponting and Hussey. His next four came when Australia were clear ahead and could have declared so were swinging from the hip and are thus cheapened slightly, but six wickets is six wickets and a wonderful counter attacking 61 from 48 balls on the last morning gave the fans plenty of cheer for an hour and a half.
9 out of 10.

Graeme Swann - Bowled 16 overs of nonthreatening off spin. Never really looked like getting a wicket but didn't bowl badly. 62 entertaining runs and a hundred plus partnership with Broad on the final morning.
7 out of 10.

James Anderson - Didn't happen for him with the ball this time around. Was dismissed to the point boundary by the hulk like Shane Watson from the first two balls of the Australian innings and that set the tone for the rest. Too much short stuff not allowing the ball the chance to swing. Still my man of the series though and one poor showing can be forgiven. Fielded well as always.
5 out of 10

Steve Harmison - Bowled 2 wicket taking balls in 23 overs, the rest was average stuff as we have come to expect.
4 out of 10.

Graeme Onions - Hard to say anything bad, although bowling short to the best puller of a cricket ball in the World was a tad foolish. Wasn't bad, wasn't great, got a pair with the bat.
5 out of 10.

Daily Telegraph attacking the short ball

Thanks to Mr. Eugenides for bringing this to my attention. Harsh words indeed from Michael Henderson at the Daily Telegraph.

"Their bowling, until Graham Onions and Stuart Broad clawed back a bit of ground after tea, was abysmal. It should surprise nobody that the worst offender was Steve Harmison, who Ponting dismissed as a duke might dismiss a guttersnipe. Even Harmison must know by now that the Australia captain is one of the finest pullers the game has known. Surely he was watching in the morning when Stuart Clark, running in from the Kirkstall Lane End that he favoured later, reaped a significant reward by pitching the ball up. Yet here he was – again – serving up unspeakable filth. Tripe and Onions, you might say: a most unappetising dish from the land of the Prince-Bishops. Here he was – again – standing in the middle of the pitch, looking aggrieved, as he found out – again – that good batsmen tend to cart short-pitched balls to the pickets. He was not alone. James Anderson had a poor day, and it took Onions some time to thicken the sauce, but Harmison's indulgence beggared belief – again. Matt Prior wasn't the only man to suffer a bad back on Friday. Many an England captain has done himself an injury, bending over backwards to accommodate Harmison, and as of today Andrew Strauss can wear the club tie with pride. But what did people expect of this wastrel? His record as a fast bowler who is reluctant to exploit his talents is not exactly a mystery."

Say what you think why don't you? Can't deny though, the man has a point.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/theashes/5991501/The-Ashes-Steve-Harmison-comes-up-short-as-Australia-punish-England.html

Friday, 7 August 2009

4th Test Day One

Hmm, England 102 all out at 2.30pm on day one. Perhaps Sesame Street was the wrong choice.


Phew, here we go again it feels like there’s been no respite this summer. No wonder Freddie is knackered and the early breaking news today was that he would be ruled out and indeed that was confirmed at around 9.30am. There was another injury scare during the warm up when Matt Prior was thought to have done himself a mischief playing football, but after panic and chaos and requests to delay the toss and wicketkeepers up and down the country frantically checking their phones, Prior was passed fit to play. It was some morning for England which had been going on for sme time after being evacuated from their team hotel due to a fire alarm at 5am. News at the toss was that Harmison was in for Flintoff, for Australia Stuart Clark replaced Nathan Hauritz, Strauss won and chose to bat.

And what a mistake that was! Were it not for Billy Bowden, Strauss would have been out first ball to an inswinger which was cleaning out middle stump but not out was the reply. The Australians weren’t made to pay for the let off though as Strauss walking back to changing room in the 4th over, Marcus North holding onto a screamer in the slips one handed high above his head. England 11-1 and the skipper gone for 3 with Bopara in next and in desperate need of a score. He lasted all of 6 balls before trying to drive a lifting ball and putting it straight into the hands of gully. Shocking shot and if he is still in the team come the Oval it will be a minor miracle. Shane Warne said before the series started that he wasn’t up to it and yet again the master was right. 16-2 and Bopara out for 1. Ian Bell next.

He made all of 8 before Johnson bounced him out and England were 39-3. His replacement at the crease Paul Collingwood didn’t manage to trouble the scorers lasting 5 balls for nought, edging to Ponting at 2nd slip off the bowling of Clark meaning each of Australia’s seamers now had one wicket and England were reeling at 42-4.

42-4 became 63-5 when Cook, having watched the carnage unfold whilst compiling 30 became Stuart Clark’s second wicket edging to Clarke at 1st slip. All sorts of bother now with the last recognised batsman prior already in meaning Stuart Broad, batting a place higher than normal due to Flintoff’s absence, was on his way to the middle in the 23rd over of the day. Jesus wept, 67-5 and 8 minutes to lunch. But that was at least one minute too many as in th e25th over with 2 balls to the break Broad clipped Clark to Katich at short square leg for 3, England 72-6 at the break.
And Swann made only a flying visit to the crease lasting 15 balls for the second duck of the innings. 92-7 Harmison came to bat next, at least a day and half earlier than he or anyone connected with England would have liked but he didn’t hang around either going for duck number 3 of the innings tickling a Siddle delivery down the leg side to Haddin. Blimey. James Anderson was in next having not had a duck in 52 Test innings and that became 53 but he was out for 1 fending a Siddle delivery off his face which left Onions as the last man and he was out first ball gloving, or forearming anyway, another brute of a bouncer from Siddle. 5 wickets for Siddle and England all out by half past 2 in the afternoon for 102. That they got more than 100 was down to Cook and Prior who both had 30s and extras contributed 17. Nobody else got into double figures and in fact only one other batsman scored more than 3. A truly marvellous effort!

Monday, 3 August 2009

Sesame Street



















Alastair Cook's increasingly ridiculous hair has left me pondering of late who he reminds me of. It had been bugging me for ages, but watching yet another repeat of Friends this evening Phoebe mentioned Sesame Street and the light went on. Once I'd satisfied myself that Bert was indeed Cookie's puppet double, it occurred to me that there were few more of England's current side who resemble a TV puppet. So, borrowing the theme from Beer and Sport's crap lookalikes postings and leaving some considerable room for artistic licence, we also have...

Strauss and Ernie...